About Us

White Bunny Power! So Adorable
We're the Bunny Family, and we just moved into a Palestinian neighborhood 🥰 It was promised to us 3,000 years ago 🤗
We'd love for you to be part of our family - plenty of Palestinian homes to steal! 😇
If you think we're extreme...well...that makes you antisemitic
The Clan

"Family must stay pure"
Daddy Bunny
Daddy Bunny is a wonderful father to three white bunnies. He settled into a Palestinians home and had them executed on their back porch. God promised him Palestinian Land and he has been so grateful. Daddy Bunny always says, "Our Father giveth and our Father taketh."

"My Children above all else"
Mommy Bunny
Despite giving birth to three children, there is nothing Mommy Bunny likes more than knowing she can take another child's livelihood and giving it to one of her perfect little babies.
"The Messiah chose my children, and I love raising them on a land built on the bones of other children."

"Rage is Reason"
Rage Bunny
Rage Bunny doesn't like the diversification he is seeing in the United States. He wants the borders closed, and the right to gun ownership for all ages.
"We don't have enough guns" Rage Bunny was saying after kicking down a door to some immigrant in his neighborhood. "There are not nearly enough for extermination."
The interview was cut short when he attacked the reporter writing this article about him.

"Go back to your country"
Billy Bunny
As cool as a cucumber, Billy Bunny feels nothing for anyone other than fellow Patrol Bunnies.
"It's all about the Patrol Bunnies, and White Bunny Power. Quite frankly you should go back to your country if you don't like it. My Dad didn't steal a Palestinians home so you could mope around. Get up and get a job. Take a home. Destroy an orphan. America First."
When asked how it makes him feel that Palestinians are being exterminated, he said: "Well maybe they should get a job and stop resisting."

"I just want the whole world to burn"
Baby Bunny
A Patrol Bunny ICON, he loves long naps, gummy worms, and he is obsesssed wit the Messiah. He always asks "When is the Messiah coming back?! Can we make him come back faster?"
Baby Bunny wrote us a list of everyone he wants to see destroyed:
"no mor mexiCans, no mor afrikans, no mor eyeraKis, no mor pakasteeny. i want more candy my dad he told me dat one day when everyting is 4 us the messiah he be so happi and we liv with messiah and we go to park and drink blood as family"
Baby is just so adorable that this reporter couldn't help but hug him and squeeze him tight. Bless his little bunny heart. So adorable

<<-- Father Resistance is currently an Intern being vetted for his loyalty to America
Father Resistance keeps protesting for a "Free Palestine". We are keeping an eye on him. If you think we should ship him off to Iraq, insert your email below
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What would the Messiah want? He would want you to break into a Palestinian Home and take it.
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